Pwnager.

Finished the game a while ago and yeah cool story and very cathartic gameplay. Obviously my screen shots are better than Fletch's. Mine tell a story. Two stories for you tonight:

One day, the Assassin man was killing some bad dude in a church. But the bad dude had mean friends. And they attacked! Oh noes! Luckily, the Assassin can pwn noobs. Two and a half minutes later... Shit was cool.

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Later that day the Assassin man was killin some more dudes and making a day of it really...

But suddenly all these soldier dudes came running at him out of nowhere! Oh shit!

But they all got pwnd. The Assassin man then went to a movie and got a choc top.
And here it is from a different angle. Yeah they all copped it good.

The end.

Pwnage!

Ok so I'm well into the game Assassin's Creed, a game where stealth kills are encouraged, but the strong prefer to down right *High Profile kill*.

As a brief introduction to the game, you play as an uber killer assassin named Altier. As you learn from the beginning sequences of the game, Altier is a bit cocky and does not abide by the Assassin's Creed thus the name of the game. He disobeys and gets pwned for his actions. Upon returning to the Assassin's headquareters somewhere in the Middle East, Altier gets punished for his actions and gets stripped of his rank, weapons and balls... just kidding on the balls bit.

The aim of the game therefore is to gradually get back your honour / weapons and skills by completing missions from the master Assassin (who's name I do not know). Accompanied by your choice of horse during the first sequences of the game, Altier gets to travel to different locations, receiving a variety of investigative / killing missions within each location Altier is pointed to.

So that being said, I have decided to upload photos of my screenshots of the game - boasting my skills of killing guards you encounter during the game. Like I said above, Assasin's Creed recommends killing targets / guards using a "low profile" stealth styled kill.. however, the game also allows for "high profile" kills where nearby guards will be triggered once a high profile kill has been made. So ofcouse, the causes of such high profile killings results in the following screenshots:

The day we set her free.

THE DAUGHTER'S SETUP

She was an above average child of 9. Well behaved for most, and when pushed to, caring of others.

I'm just a Dad. I happen to work with computers alot these days, and i figure it's about time she have the experience for herself.

The desktop at home is pretty new and is running Windows Vista Ultimate, so i'm gonna give the Parental Controls a go.

Oh, to all things holy and good. I think i'm indoctrinating my eldest child to the Windows way. I'm going to set her up in Googleland now and maybe build her a Linux Box.