09 September 2008

"Car" used Tackle. It's not effective...

Indeed it wasn't. Botany Road was the place of the incident that had happened 2 weeks ago: Kevin and I were on the bus home from work one afternoon to find our bus stop at the red light, on the outside lane turning left.

We did not take notice of the white vehicle situated on the inner lane, also turning left, as it was a left turn only intersection.

However, the white vehicle made much noice as the lights went green, as it copped the left hand side of our sturdy bus. What went wrong? Here are the facts..

  1. Buses take up two lanes when turning at an intersection, like trucks. It is common sense to give way to them since they are big mother f*ckers that can ruin your car's life, and place a dent in your wallet.

  2. Asian drivers can be either or all of the following:
  • Impatient
  • Have the uber ability to make the stupidest decisions
  • less of an ability to see due to their smaller eyes
  • lack the common knowledge to know wtf to do when a bus is turning on the outside lane
Now, you can guess what race the driver was of the car that tried to tackle a bus right? That idiot also cost me and my friend to walk the rest of the way to the train station. Luckily, we were able to still catch the early train home, no epic mount required.

By the way, I managed to take a photo of the "car that tried" and will put it up when I get a chance. Let this be a warning to all; that cars just don't cut it when trying to pwn a bus - unless you are an impatient, stupid deciding blind, lack of knowledge f*cking blowjob asian guy who thinks he is the man.