Hey turns out I can't edit the games blog layout. Do something about it Pletchibald.
And so it seems like we've graduated from PC's to PS3's. Somfink like dat innit?
C'mon munkiiman, do it now! See that picture up there? You're in it! Come reclaim the Borderlands with us! By which I mean Poland! Or as it will soon be renamed... Rolandland... yeayah yeayah!
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Showing posts with label Games. Show all posts
18 November 2009
01 October 2008
Traitor?
It seems we have a traitor among us. I don't wanna mention his name but i will lol. It was Fletcher. I was just conversing with him normally when all of a sudden he says something extremely uncalled for and offensive. I posted a screenshot I took and highlighted what he said for those who couldn't pick it up. Just click on the image below and you'll find out how much of a traitor he is. So from now on, if anyone sees fletch i want u to call him an Alli and tell him that Alli wear g-strings.
For the record. I was kinda giving him crap all day but that still wasn't an excuse for what he said.
For the record. I was kinda giving him crap all day but that still wasn't an excuse for what he said.
03 July 2008
Hahahaha
And on an unrelated note to Fletch's rant, I totally ganked this Alli yesterday. Haha!
He was in an area where I was doin a quest, maybe he was doing a similar one, anyway, usually I run when I see red Alli text coz I get pwnd by lvl 70s all the time. I was about to run, then I saw the guy's level; 2 lower than mine. It didn't look like he'd seen me, so I went and hid. He was a Shaman, like me, but Allis must die. I waited, behind a rock, watched him fight some mob. About a minute in, as soon as he'd finished one mob, I zapped him. Bonked him with my melee a couple times and he was dead. Man, that felt good. He didn't stick around, vanished completely as soon as he got dead. I don't even remember what his name was. Then I pissed off an like 5 mobs attacked me and I died. But anyway...
He was in an area where I was doin a quest, maybe he was doing a similar one, anyway, usually I run when I see red Alli text coz I get pwnd by lvl 70s all the time. I was about to run, then I saw the guy's level; 2 lower than mine. It didn't look like he'd seen me, so I went and hid. He was a Shaman, like me, but Allis must die. I waited, behind a rock, watched him fight some mob. About a minute in, as soon as he'd finished one mob, I zapped him. Bonked him with my melee a couple times and he was dead. Man, that felt good. He didn't stick around, vanished completely as soon as he got dead. I don't even remember what his name was. Then I pissed off an like 5 mobs attacked me and I died. But anyway...
01 July 2008
65
Passed the halfway point in terms of EXP - 66 here I come.
So far I have layed a little low on the quests, helping my friends do their quests is taking up a bit more time. I have also take the opportunity to farm mithril ores to increase my Blacksmith skills - my Mining skills is pretty solid though - on the 325 / 345 mark from memory.
Badlands - where I am farming mithril ores - so far I have taken the lives of 2 alliances, at separate times, with their levels being 44-48 lol. The last one was trying to run away from a mob, instead it died to my Holy Shock.
Found a new quest chain that can give me uber items - might try this within the week to see if I've done bits of it.
I'm in no rush to play though - bought a car.
The end.
So far I have layed a little low on the quests, helping my friends do their quests is taking up a bit more time. I have also take the opportunity to farm mithril ores to increase my Blacksmith skills - my Mining skills is pretty solid though - on the 325 / 345 mark from memory.
Badlands - where I am farming mithril ores - so far I have taken the lives of 2 alliances, at separate times, with their levels being 44-48 lol. The last one was trying to run away from a mob, instead it died to my Holy Shock.
Found a new quest chain that can give me uber items - might try this within the week to see if I've done bits of it.
I'm in no rush to play though - bought a car.
The end.
26 June 2008
There is no hope
Can't believe I'm playing this now. (And Paying!) And now I'm blogging about it?! No! I will not blog about it anymore! It just aint right.
Also: Blizzard = Rich
Damn them. Damn them all!
And that gnome who ganked me. Stupid midgets.
Also: Blizzard = Rich
Damn them. Damn them all!
And that gnome who ganked me. Stupid midgets.
25 June 2008
The Countdown to 70
Before I begin, please ignore the previous post - as the poster himself plays the game!
World of Warcraft, I haven't played this game for the past 2 years now, thinking I will never go back.
I was wrong.
After immense pressure from my fat chinese of a friend De Chao, I decided to take WoW back on board, after all, De Chao gave me a 2 month WoW timecard for my birthday 2 years ago.
After almost 1 gig worth of updates, the very next day I started playing. I thought to myself, "crap.. I'm going to be noob at this - forgotten everything, don't know where everything is.. I don't think this is such a good idea - maybe I shouldn't play"
I was wrong.
As soon as I logged in, my character ready at the helm, I ventured and completed quests. Bit by bit I started to regather my past intelligence of the game. From viewing extra action bars, keyboard shortcuts in chats, locations of quests, aquiring addons, and most of all - the leetness of being a Paladin.
As busy as my life schedule is - I have given some WoW time during the night as soon as I get home from work - giving me almost 2 hours of play each night, (minus Wednesday and Thursday due to gym night with the fellas. Friday night is girlfriend night) and pretty much the weekend to play.
And so begins the count to reach level 70 - a quest I started myself when choosing to play this damn evil game.
I have leveled once since playing, now close to being level 65 - i will strive to get to level 70 within the 2 month time frame - blogging each time I level - for the purpose of killing time at work.
FOR THE HORDE!
World of Warcraft, I haven't played this game for the past 2 years now, thinking I will never go back.
I was wrong.
After immense pressure from my fat chinese of a friend De Chao, I decided to take WoW back on board, after all, De Chao gave me a 2 month WoW timecard for my birthday 2 years ago.
After almost 1 gig worth of updates, the very next day I started playing. I thought to myself, "crap.. I'm going to be noob at this - forgotten everything, don't know where everything is.. I don't think this is such a good idea - maybe I shouldn't play"
I was wrong.
As soon as I logged in, my character ready at the helm, I ventured and completed quests. Bit by bit I started to regather my past intelligence of the game. From viewing extra action bars, keyboard shortcuts in chats, locations of quests, aquiring addons, and most of all - the leetness of being a Paladin.
As busy as my life schedule is - I have given some WoW time during the night as soon as I get home from work - giving me almost 2 hours of play each night, (minus Wednesday and Thursday due to gym night with the fellas. Friday night is girlfriend night) and pretty much the weekend to play.
And so begins the count to reach level 70 - a quest I started myself when choosing to play this damn evil game.
I have leveled once since playing, now close to being level 65 - i will strive to get to level 70 within the 2 month time frame - blogging each time I level - for the purpose of killing time at work.
FOR THE HORDE!
18 June 2008
25 May 2008
Pwnager.
Finished the game a while ago and yeah cool story and very cathartic gameplay. Obviously my screen shots are better than Fletch's. Mine tell a story. Two stories for you tonight:
But suddenly all these soldier dudes came running at him out of nowhere! Oh shit!
But they all got pwnd. The Assassin man then went to a movie and got a choc top.
And here it is from a different angle. Yeah they all copped it good.
One day, the Assassin man was killing some bad dude in a church. But the bad dude had mean friends. And they attacked! Oh noes! 
Luckily, the Assassin can pwn noobs. Two and a half minutes later... 
Shit was cool.
Luckily, the Assassin can pwn noobs. Two and a half minutes later... Shit was cool. --------------
Later that day the Assassin man was killin some more dudes and making a day of it really...
But suddenly all these soldier dudes came running at him out of nowhere! Oh shit!But they all got pwnd. The Assassin man then went to a movie and got a choc top.
And here it is from a different angle. Yeah they all copped it good. The end.
20 May 2008
Pwnage!
Ok so I'm well into the game Assassin's Creed, a game where stealth kills are encouraged, but the strong prefer to down right *High Profile kill*.
As a brief introduction to the game, you play as an uber killer assassin named Altier. As you learn from the beginning sequences of the game, Altier is a bit cocky and does not abide by the Assassin's Creed thus the name of the game. He disobeys and gets pwned for his actions. Upon returning to the Assassin's headquareters somewhere in the Middle East, Altier gets punished for his actions and gets stripped of his rank, weapons and balls... just kidding on the balls bit.
The aim of the game therefore is to gradually get back your honour / weapons and skills by completing missions from the master Assassin (who's name I do not know). Accompanied by your choice of horse during the first sequences of the game, Altier gets to travel to different locations, receiving a variety of investigative / killing missions within each location Altier is pointed to.
So that being said, I have decided to upload photos of my screenshots of the game - boasting my skills of killing guards you encounter during the game. Like I said above, Assasin's Creed recommends killing targets / guards using a "low profile" stealth styled kill.. however, the game also allows for "high profile" kills where nearby guards will be triggered once a high profile kill has been made. So ofcouse, the causes of such high profile killings results in the following screenshots:
As a brief introduction to the game, you play as an uber killer assassin named Altier. As you learn from the beginning sequences of the game, Altier is a bit cocky and does not abide by the Assassin's Creed thus the name of the game. He disobeys and gets pwned for his actions. Upon returning to the Assassin's headquareters somewhere in the Middle East, Altier gets punished for his actions and gets stripped of his rank, weapons and balls... just kidding on the balls bit.
The aim of the game therefore is to gradually get back your honour / weapons and skills by completing missions from the master Assassin (who's name I do not know). Accompanied by your choice of horse during the first sequences of the game, Altier gets to travel to different locations, receiving a variety of investigative / killing missions within each location Altier is pointed to.
So that being said, I have decided to upload photos of my screenshots of the game - boasting my skills of killing guards you encounter during the game. Like I said above, Assasin's Creed recommends killing targets / guards using a "low profile" stealth styled kill.. however, the game also allows for "high profile" kills where nearby guards will be triggered once a high profile kill has been made. So ofcouse, the causes of such high profile killings results in the following screenshots:
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