Fail

I'm just going to list things that have been mad FAILS recently. Up to you on whether you agree or disagree.

1. City Rail: no air-con trains, lateness, cancelled services, the service in general
2. Sydney Buses: mainly the ones around the CBD and Alexandria, well mostly the ones around Alexandria. Sif make people wait half an hour for a bus that is half full. Made me go home 2 hours later.
3. Old rude Asian women: these can be found within points 1 and 2 above. I find it so annoying how they don't care about anyone else but themselves - and looking annoying doesn't help the cause either. Always pushing in the lines so they can get a seat. AND it's always them! I feel for you white people, copping this.
4. Horde: Failing in most BG's (Battlegrounds) these days is not on. Especially when I need 40 marks from a certain BG, come on guys!
5. Vince: Buying the wrong PVP ring for his warrior speaks for itself. Nice work man haha.
6. Help and Manual 4: This program is so sh!t. I do not recommend anyone / businesses to use this - pictures autosizing on it's own?
   
7. Roosters: Self explanitory.
8. West Tigers: Didn't even make it in the top 8.
9. Walking to McDonalds in this heat: It's 35 degrees and I have no money, just an Eftpose card. Subway has no aircon - so Mcdonalds it is, a beautiful 15minute walk in this heat. I failed.
   

Traitor?

It seems we have a traitor among us. I don't wanna mention his name but i will lol. It was Fletcher. I was just conversing with him normally when all of a sudden he says something extremely uncalled for and offensive. I posted a screenshot I took and highlighted what he said for those who couldn't pick it up. Just click on the image below and you'll find out how much of a traitor he is. So from now on, if anyone sees fletch i want u to call him an Alli and tell him that Alli wear g-strings.


For the record. I was kinda giving him crap all day but that still wasn't an excuse for what he said.

"Car" used Tackle. It's not effective...

Indeed it wasn't. Botany Road was the place of the incident that had happened 2 weeks ago: Kevin and I were on the bus home from work one afternoon to find our bus stop at the red light, on the outside lane turning left.

We did not take notice of the white vehicle situated on the inner lane, also turning left, as it was a left turn only intersection.

However, the white vehicle made much noice as the lights went green, as it copped the left hand side of our sturdy bus. What went wrong? Here are the facts..

1. Buses take up two lanes when turning at an intersection, like trucks. It is common sense to give way to them since they are big mother f*ckers that can ruin your car's life, and place a dent in your wallet.
   
   
2. Asian drivers can be either or all of the following:

• Impatient
• Have the uber ability to make the stupidest decisions
• less of an ability to see due to their smaller eyes
• lack the common knowledge to know wtf to do when a bus is turning on the outside lane

Now, you can guess what race the driver was of the car that tried to tackle a bus right? That idiot also cost me and my friend to walk the rest of the way to the train station. Luckily, we were able to still catch the early train home, no epic mount required.

By the way, I managed to take a photo of the "car that tried" and will put it up when I get a chance. Let this be a warning to all; that cars just don't cut it when trying to pwn a bus - unless you are an impatient, stupid deciding blind, lack of knowledge f*cking blowjob asian guy who thinks he is the man.

TaekwonDOH!

So you already know about it. The World Taekwondo Federation (Yeah, that's the W.T.F , people )banned the dude for LIFE. (or maybe?) It was pretty bodgey how he got disqualified though. But I guess rules are rules? Kicking the ref to the head aint smart... but emotions run high in that kind of arena.
Still an Olympic fail. You get the gold medal for that, Cuban Taekwondo guy.

New Epic Blogger??? No way!

Yes yes its true ladies and gentlemen. A new epic blogger has been brought forward to contribute to this epic blog. "Who is this new epic blogger?" you might be wondering. Well its none other than yours truly munkiiman. Yes yes i know your probably thinking "how did he come up with that epic name??" i have nfi to be honest but you can look forward to some wonderful posts from me in the near future...

50th Post!

Whooo! If this blog has achieved anything, it would be reaching it's 50th post, which is this one. And how lucky am I to make such an achievement on behalf of this blog site, my friends and family, and mostly, to anyone out there bored enough to be reading this.

Thanks for letting me waste about 30sec/a minutes worth (depending on how retardedly slow you read) of your time - it was very memorable.

Where is League going?

Never has so much happened in an NRL season that this year - well from my experience anyway.

What has happened? Quite a few things actually:

Salary cap taking its toll on players, with the big news of Sonny Bill Williams leaving his 4 or 5 year deal with the dogs. Off to France to play Union. More and more of league players are finding the big bucks attractive overseas, i.e. England and now France. I was on the Daily Telegraph today and read of Souths' Dean Withers going overseas too. Then there was the news of Gasnier leaving a while ago. And even the douche Paul Gallen commented that he would leave league for bigger money - way to make yourself a bigger douche mate - ruined Origin, might as well ruin your reputation as a player also, douche.

Solution?

Get rid of the damn salary cap - why does league need it? Soccer, Union, NFL, Basketball - all successful, profitable sports that I do believe do NOT have salary caps - sure teams would suffer in terms of the rich vs the poor - but so what - it will keep players in the game = a better game to watch = happier audience all around - why can't David Gallop see this?

Grapple tackles.

Although very alarming and dangerous to a player - grapples have somewhat been reduced after referees and players complaining about them, naming the Melbourne Storm as the main culprits. But as I read through the Daily Telegraph site, Melbourne are not the only ones. In fact, there is a list that shows the team that grapples the most. Souths were second with 19 offences with West Tigers being the first. Melbourne were ranked 4th. Ironic how Jason Taylor was having a sook about the way grapple tackling was being used, especially against his own men, when his damn team are one of the main offenders.

Misbehaving Players:

It's becoming more common seeing misbehaving NRL players being mentioned on the news, with the most recent Todd Carney urinating on some dude's head - nice. This issue doesn't really phase me however - sports people are people too - and what Todd did was pretty funny.

Footballers turn boxers?

Mason almost did, having a few fights lined up, but never actually happened. Anthony Mundine has started a fad - even though he switched to boxing ages ago - I read that he won again - can someone please beat him?

Souths not last.

Self explanatory - and I'm amazed just how good Craig Wing actually is - I think since he's come back he has scored a try in each game - Riley Brown needs to damage his other shoulder.

QLD winning Origin again.. not expanding on that.

There are probably more issues I haven't noted, these are the ones that are lingering in my head, feel free to comment on the ones that I missed.

SHIT - School Holidays!

Did not know it was today - maybe the fact that my sister was still at home, still sleeping, should have triggered my mind that it was now - school holidays time.

The train ride to work this morning was actually ok - until I got to Strathfield station. Remember, I still did not know it was school holidays, then, all of the sudden, 2 million kids got on my carriage - and not in uniform.

It was either kids jig school day or I was dreaming. Getting off the train was an adventure in itself - damn kids in the damn way - I just wanted to GTFO.

Soon as I came into work I checked good old Outlook calendar and walla - on my boss's calendar was the heading "School Holidays". Hopefully trains won't be as packed for the remaining 2 weeks.

New Posts

New posts have been added within their respective "Section" today:

• Super Smash Bros Brawl (Games)
  
• Jessica Alba (Chicks)
  
• Get Smart movie (Movies)
  

..Incase you guys didn't know

Verification of "Sections"

Just to let everyone know, a new section has been added to the site called "Sections". This menu contains 3 new blog sites consisting of the following:

1) Chicks - ahh.. a site dedicated to our favourite hot chicks? Need I say more?

2) Games - this is where we give reviews / game discussions, even issues if need be.

3) Movies - movie reviews from us or any movie related information such as updates that we will share with you.

Each of the 3 contain the same "Sections" items excluding the page that you are currently on ofcourse - makes navigating through the pages alot easier.

We will still be using the main SHOTGUN NOT.. page to talk about any other categories that do not belong to the above 3.

Sayonara.

WTG FTW

Just wanna say you're doin a brilliant job there Fletch.
Bloody brilliant.

Isabella

Yeah I like to show off my new car, I've already updated my facebook account with it, but incase there are people that actually reference this blog, this is for you!

Model: Honda Integra
Year: 2002
Colour: Navy Blue
Name: Isabella

Hahahaha

And on an unrelated note to Fletch's rant, I totally ganked this Alli yesterday. Haha!
He was in an area where I was doin a quest, maybe he was doing a similar one, anyway, usually I run when I see red Alli text coz I get pwnd by lvl 70s all the time. I was about to run, then I saw the guy's level; 2 lower than mine. It didn't look like he'd seen me, so I went and hid. He was a Shaman, like me, but Allis must die. I waited, behind a rock, watched him fight some mob. About a minute in, as soon as he'd finished one mob, I zapped him. Bonked him with my melee a couple times and he was dead. Man, that felt good. He didn't stick around, vanished completely as soon as he got dead. I don't even remember what his name was. Then I pissed off an like 5 mobs attacked me and I died. But anyway...

65

Passed the halfway point in terms of EXP - 66 here I come.

So far I have layed a little low on the quests, helping my friends do their quests is taking up a bit more time. I have also take the opportunity to farm mithril ores to increase my Blacksmith skills - my Mining skills is pretty solid though - on the 325 / 345 mark from memory.

Badlands - where I am farming mithril ores - so far I have taken the lives of 2 alliances, at separate times, with their levels being 44-48 lol. The last one was trying to run away from a mob, instead it died to my Holy Shock.

Found a new quest chain that can give me uber items - might try this within the week to see if I've done bits of it.

I'm in no rush to play though - bought a car.

The end.

There is no hope

Can't believe I'm playing this now. (And Paying!) And now I'm blogging about it?! No! I will not blog about it anymore! It just aint right.

Also: Blizzard = Rich
Damn them. Damn them all!
And that gnome who ganked me. Stupid midgets.

The Countdown to 70

Before I begin, please ignore the previous post - as the poster himself plays the game!

World of Warcraft, I haven't played this game for the past 2 years now, thinking I will never go back.

I was wrong.

After immense pressure from my fat chinese of a friend De Chao, I decided to take WoW back on board, after all, De Chao gave me a 2 month WoW timecard for my birthday 2 years ago.

After almost 1 gig worth of updates, the very next day I started playing. I thought to myself, "crap.. I'm going to be noob at this - forgotten everything, don't know where everything is.. I don't think this is such a good idea - maybe I shouldn't play"

I was wrong.

As soon as I logged in, my character ready at the helm, I ventured and completed quests. Bit by bit I started to regather my past intelligence of the game. From viewing extra action bars, keyboard shortcuts in chats, locations of quests, aquiring addons, and most of all - the leetness of being a Paladin.

As busy as my life schedule is - I have given some WoW time during the night as soon as I get home from work - giving me almost 2 hours of play each night, (minus Wednesday and Thursday due to gym night with the fellas. Friday night is girlfriend night) and pretty much the weekend to play.

And so begins the count to reach level 70 - a quest I started myself when choosing to play this damn evil game.

I have leveled once since playing, now close to being level 65 - i will strive to get to level 70 within the 2 month time frame - blogging each time I level - for the purpose of killing time at work.



FOR THE HORDE!

BTW

WoW sucks.

Pwnager.

Finished the game a while ago and yeah cool story and very cathartic gameplay. Obviously my screen shots are better than Fletch's. Mine tell a story. Two stories for you tonight:

One day, the Assassin man was killing some bad dude in a church. But the bad dude had mean friends. And they attacked! Oh noes! Luckily, the Assassin can pwn noobs. Two and a half minutes later... Shit was cool.

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Later that day the Assassin man was killin some more dudes and making a day of it really...

But suddenly all these soldier dudes came running at him out of nowhere! Oh shit!

But they all got pwnd. The Assassin man then went to a movie and got a choc top.
And here it is from a different angle. Yeah they all copped it good.

The end.

Pwnage!

Ok so I'm well into the game Assassin's Creed, a game where stealth kills are encouraged, but the strong prefer to down right *High Profile kill*.

As a brief introduction to the game, you play as an uber killer assassin named Altier. As you learn from the beginning sequences of the game, Altier is a bit cocky and does not abide by the Assassin's Creed thus the name of the game. He disobeys and gets pwned for his actions. Upon returning to the Assassin's headquareters somewhere in the Middle East, Altier gets punished for his actions and gets stripped of his rank, weapons and balls... just kidding on the balls bit.

The aim of the game therefore is to gradually get back your honour / weapons and skills by completing missions from the master Assassin (who's name I do not know). Accompanied by your choice of horse during the first sequences of the game, Altier gets to travel to different locations, receiving a variety of investigative / killing missions within each location Altier is pointed to.

So that being said, I have decided to upload photos of my screenshots of the game - boasting my skills of killing guards you encounter during the game. Like I said above, Assasin's Creed recommends killing targets / guards using a "low profile" stealth styled kill.. however, the game also allows for "high profile" kills where nearby guards will be triggered once a high profile kill has been made. So ofcouse, the causes of such high profile killings results in the following screenshots:

The day we set her free.

THE DAUGHTER'S SETUP

She was an above average child of 9. Well behaved for most, and when pushed to, caring of others.

I'm just a Dad. I happen to work with computers alot these days, and i figure it's about time she have the experience for herself.

The desktop at home is pretty new and is running Windows Vista Ultimate, so i'm gonna give the Parental Controls a go.

Oh, to all things holy and good. I think i'm indoctrinating my eldest child to the Windows way. I'm going to set her up in Googleland now and maybe build her a Linux Box.

Team Cunt

Just an new segment to this blog. As stated in my last post, I have devoted some of my time to compile a group of people / celebrities / people that just piss me off and build up a fellowship under the name Team Cunt. I have already added the first 2 members:

1) Tim Bailey
2) Hazem El Masri

What will happen for this post is that I introduce the person, and bag the shit out of him / her as well as sharing why I hate them so much.

I have already drilled Hazem for being a winger of shit proportions. I have yet given Tim Bailey some justice...

What's not to hate about Tim Bailey - he's small thick stature and his badly tanned skin complection along with his long dead looking blonde hair - I don't think anyone in the world hasn't said "what the living fuck" when seeing Tim Bailey for the first time.

Ok so he looks bad - what else is there? His job? He is in charge of doing weather reports for channel 10 news. Firstly, his voice is some what annoying - almost jockey sounding. Cocky. Tim Bailey is a cocky bastard. Always giving Ron Wilson shit about how fat he is - take a good look at yourself mate - you're not crash hot either... if I were Ron Wilson, I would pull a left hook to his face during one of his weather reports, then signing off by saying "I'm Ron Wilson, and that was 10's 5 oclock news."

I think the only time I ever (and I deeply hate myself for ever doing such a thing) was during his days as the host of the kids show, Big Breakfast. I don't really remember that show - but I did watch it every morning - not for Tim, but for the cartoons. I guess as a child - Tim Bailey did not push my annoy button - or I was just not old enough to recognise just how much of a douche Tim Bailey was - children and their innocent minds. I shake my head as I type this.

Congrats Tim Bailey - you are one of the first to enter the fellowship of Team Cunt. Maybe you and Hazem can fight about who's taller out of the both of you.

Take him off

Hazem El Masri - what the fuck?!?!

After watching the round 4 clash between the Sydney Roosters and the Bulldogs, I have concluded that Hazem El Masri is the weakest link.

Why? Firstly, he's a winger - a small bloody winger - when it comes to catching the high ball - he is overshadowed by taller players - or he just bloody drops it.

Runs? He gets smashed in tackles due to his size, and he's not that fast - there are faster wingers out there.

And I just hate him. He annoys me when he plays - and everytime he has the ball - I just want him smashed / tackled severely / dropping the bloody ball - and 75-80% of the time, either of the above mentioned happens.

Don't get me wrong - I hate the Bulldogs with a passion, this post is not a means to make the team any better - but El Masri and his "El Magic" is just him kicking bloody goals - I don't see what other skill is keeping him the spot as the doggies winger.

Congrats Hazem, you have joined the ranks of Tim Bailey and team "cunt". I will make it my duty to add a new person each week to this Team Cunt fellowship - with Tim Bailey and Hazem the founders.




You tell him fatty!

Also:

I'M NOT DOING IT FLETCH!!!!

Is it dying?

April fools was fun. I know someone that copped it good. Oh you know him too. I think you know him very well. Hahaha!
Anyway. Failed to keep up with my 'one-post-every-day' promise. Not like anyone is reading this anyway. Screw you guys for not reading this. We're pouring our hearts and rage into this stupid blog. SCREW YOU! Well not really. Nobody but we know about this thing. Who cares. I'm just bored. Indulging in some classic HK cinema lately. Maybe I'll blab about those some time. Future Cops was such a cool movie. I think I have a meeting on now.

57 bucks?!!?!?!?

I hate you March 31st...

After getting off Blacktown station this afternoon - my routine of buying yet another dreaded weekly travel pass took place. As part of this routine, I would take out the two cards I need to make such a purchase: my Eftpos card, and my Student ID card - yes, I still use my student card from uni to cut ticket prices by half.

Me: "Hi, can I please get a student purple travel pass?" *shows student card*
Ticket man: "Sorry mate, you need to get a new City Rail sticker on that card. Those things expire today. That will be 57 dollars.."

Me: "Fuck you Tim Bailey"
Ticket man: "Cash Warren too"

Roosters 10, Melbourne 6.

Picture from League HQ (Sydney Morning Herald)

To be honest, I was not fully confident to back the Roosters to win this game, maybe it was for this reason, why I stopped tipping. The Roosters, once again held their own against the benchmark team Melbourne, at the SFS.

The Roosters last year, were one of a few teams that managed to defy the storm from winning all their games. It appears that this has continued successfully at the early rounds of 2008.

Watching the live stats on nrl.com and listening to the live audio coverage provided by ABC radio, I hanged on to my seat and witnessed the very tight game. From memory, I heard them commentate on David Shillington's two tremendous hits on the storm's half back Cooper Cronk and some other noob, alot of drop ball from both teams, and the fullback wars that almost had Minichello score a try, up yours Tim Bailey.. I mean Billy Slater, stopping Minichello was not on.

It was Shaun-Kenny Dowall (winger) who scored the only try for the Roosters, with Captain Craig Fitzgibbon (lock) converting and kicking 2 penalty goals. Bloody Billy Slater just had to score in the last 5 minutes, with storm captain Cam Smith converting Slater's shitty try.

With this particular Roosters win, I can say with confidence that the chookies are a real threat for taking the NRL premiership, having won 2 out of their first 3 games, things are looking good for the red, white and blue.

Only worrying factor was Anasta's high hit on a storm player. This incident could rise and possibly come across with the NRL judiciary which might find Anasta guilty, meaning loss of game time.

You can view an article of the game here.

I know, right?

Work sucks. Work is boring. Work sucks. This is crap. So bored. Work sucks. I want to go home. Look at the time. WTF. Work is boring. At least it's Friday. This still sucks. Work is so boring. So bored. This sucks. Man lunch is more than 2 hours away. Work sucks. Damn clients. Stupid bloody clients. So bored. All this work. Work sucks. Want to go home. I'm gonna get a cookie.

Mmm chocolate. Chocolate is good. Damn emails. Go away clients. This sucks. So sick of work. Longest short week ever. This blows. Freakin bored. Next holiday is Anzac day. A whole damn month away. That sucks. This sucks. Work sucks. Finished my cookie. Still hours and hours to go. Sucks. Gah.

Back to work then.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!? No Way.....

Yes way! Today was a day of miracles. Why you ask? Pay attention to the picture above. You might think, 'wow, its a bloody picture of some random with a white shirt on the train, so what?'.. take a closer look. Notice the empty seats? Exactly! This photo was taken at 5:25pm.. peak hour, where trains with spare seats, don't exist.

This particular Blacktown train departing from Redfern station however, was sent from heaven. Again, referring to the picture, the following were no where to be seen:

1) Uni students
2) Uni students
3) Fellow commuters (probably in the upstairs carriage?)
4) taken seats
5) smelly / loud / gronky mofos

To my amazement, the train was also air conditioned, moreover, all the lights worked, graffiti was on a minimum, seats did not reek, City Rail map was still in tact, floors were clean, and finally, the train, was on time.

The train ride was that magical - but shortly ended after departing from Lidcombe station. I can note with great detail of 3 bogan type people, 1 of the 3 being the most annoying mother fucker - even moreso annoying than fucking Tim Bailey. Who's a fan of dickheads playing their music through shitty sounding speakers? Not me. This fucker was pumping shit-house music from Lidcombe to blacktown - lucky I had my ever dependent itouch to block the shitty music being produced from this asshole's speakers. Not only was that annoying, he was also singing to the damn songs, and on occasion, dancing and annoying people around him - if there was an award for Biggest annoying douche bag of the year - Tim Bailey would be runner up, and this mofo with his shitty speakers will win it - pants down.

I guess with every good thing that happens, bad things are sure to follow - this 'ying yang' logic bloody sux.

PS. I have given up on the red font.

Fail Names

Here's something very interesting. Make sure to thank your parents if your name isn't Lisa, Brian, Helen, John, Ann or George:

Weird-named kids are luckier

CELEBRITIES who call their children strange names such as Princess Tiamii or Peaches have actually done them a favour, a new study reveals.

Certain sounds in a name or links with royalty can make people seem more successful, lucky, or attractive, according to psychologist Professor Richard Wiseman. His team polled more than 6000 people to determine their perception of certain names as part of a study to launch the Edinburgh International Science Festival.

People called James and Elizabeth are seen as the most successful. Jack and Lucy the luckiest and Sophie and Ryan the most attractive.

But Lisa and Brian are the most likely to fail, Helen and John are the unluckiest, and Ann and George are the least attractive.

Originial Article

I've bolded Lisa and Brian as I know these people, and it turns out, the Lisa and Brian I know do tend to Fail alot. Cheers guys.

Tuesday-itis?

Counting down the hours until today is over. Why did the 4 day holiday feel like it only went for 2? I hate how the world punishes us by making working hours seem so long and never ending. And then when the holidays come the days come and go too quick that when you wake up the next day you have work?

Roosters are playing the Storm this saturday - Getting a bit worried about that game due to our loss to the Broncos - I heard however that the ref called noob rulings during the game which caused the chooks their loss. Whats the point of having video referees when they still can't get the calls right? The Sharks however won impressively over the premiers with Kimmorely scoring a field goal - for once the little dude did something for his team and not screw it up like he did with all his Origin experience.

3 days of work left after today. Watch it feel like 2 weeks.

Not long left

Sunday's almost over so I better post something. Ahh... at my sister's house right now. Had hot pot for dinner. A lot of beef. That's about it. Damn this weekend is going by too fast.

The Streets: Putting the Turd in Saturday.

Seems like I'm spending Easter watching crappy movies. Against good advice I saw Step Up 2 and F-boy be right; It's pretty terrible. A nonsensical plot with nonsensical characters. Not a single thing made sense in that movie. And because I had nothing better to do today, here's an indepth recount of the film's "plot" points (with spoilers! oh no! Now you really don't need to watch the movie!):

Andy is the orphaned white girl who was raised by her mother's best friend; Ghetto Momma. Her name is Sarah, but it's really not important. Why? Because she's black. This movie, featuring hip-hop music, dance and culture, headlines a largely Caucasian cast, and decides to give a deft kick in the nuts to just about every minority it features. More on that later...

Anyway, Andy loves to dance. Or Crunk. Or convulse. I'm no expert but she seems the least talented dancer in the whole thing. I don't even think she did a flip in this movie. (Flips just impress me. Do a flip and you win in my book.)

It soon becomes apparent that moving spazmodically is the only thing Andy does. Apparently she's hopeless at everything else. She doesn't go to school or work she just dances. Hopeless. This upsets Ghetto Momma, and she also disapproves of this whole dance crew thing Andy's involved with. That's because in order to get ready for The Streets (this big hip-hop dance event), dance crews go around in public filming their performances, which include going mental on the train and tagging "The Streets" on subway walls. The media in the movie portrays hip-hop dancers like a terrorist plague. But arguably, anything Andy does is in this movie is an act of terrorism.

So Andy, the dancing terrorist that she is, must be sent to Texas for her unholy ways because Ghetto Momma thinks that's best. She promised Andy's dead White Momma that she'd take care of Andy. In every scene with Ghetto Momma she pretty much has to remind Andy that her mother is dead for some reason. It's weird.

Not liking the idea of Texas, Andy pisses off to some dance thing where she meets her successful (and white) dancer friend. He decides to help her out, challenging her to a dance off. If he wins she goes to the MSA dance school in town, if she wins she can do whatever the hell she wants... and end up in Texas? Yay? There's a thing with trampolenes which was okay. The Successful White Man Dancer Friend did some flips, one without the aid of a trampolene. Obviously he wins (because of the flips). Having served Andy, Successful White Man Dancer Friend sets Andy up with an Audition at MSA. And then he goes away without even having sex with her. Nothing in this movie makes sense.

At the audition, the judges are a soul sister devoid of any soul, some nameless guys and the school Director (who is a successful, white, retired ballerina-man). For some reason the Director's younger brother is there too. He's the one in the hoodie, because that signifies he's from Tha Hood, yo. Andy of course does some new fangled crazy crunking non-ballet audition, which Director Dickwad scoffs at, but somehow his brother Hoodie convinces Dick that her shit was, in fact, dope. They let her in. And she didn't even have to have sex with either of them.

Andy goes back to practice with her crew, but for some insane reason (no reason) she decides not to tell them about her Texas situation, or MSA.

The leader of the 410, a black guy unfortunately named Tuck, gets all pissed off at the crew because he's just a jerk. I don't know. I really don't get why Tuck is such a dick. Aren't all hip-hop dancers cool? Being the asshole that he is, Tuck decides the crew need to meet up every day at 4pm to practice, so that they don't suck at The Streets when the time comes. Uh... because he's hardcore?

Inevitably, Andy's school stuff messes up her meetings with the crew and she's booted by Tuckwit. (Apparently missing 1 non-dance related party and 1 single practice is enough.)
Why couldn't she just tell them about her situation? She has to lie about it because... because what? What's the reason? Because black people don't like school? WTF? They don't even try to convince Tuckwit to move the practice times or something. Andy's friends don't try to back her up (she told the two chicks in the crew about it). There's just a conflict manufactured out of nothing. We're supposed to sympathise with Andy's stupid smug little orphan girl story?

Yes, because the stars of the show are a bunch of white people and everyone else sucks. Seriously, there is something wrong with every non-caucasion character in this movie. The new crew Andy forms with Hoodie and other MSA classmates are from the stereotype school bus. The Asian chick speaks unfunny broken english, the Asian guy is good with computers and the single black dude on her crew has teeth so bad his nickname is Smiles because that's "ironic".
I've got nothing against stereotypes in movies, but these were half-arsed and not even funny. They don't even do anything of note besides being in the group. It's always the white characters that come up with the ideas and lead the charge. It was like they had them there because Andy needed to lead a motley band of losers for her crew and the best they could come up with for losers were year 7 joke punch lines.

The new MSA Crew upload a youtubey video of themselves performing in prep for The Streets, where they mess about like complete tools behind the 410 on camera without Tuck noticing. The climax of the "prank" video shows them going into Tuck's house and putting a dead fish into a grate on the floor. (???) When Tucktard sees this he chucks a complete spaz. (even smashes the computer, that's how much he dislikes fish) And because he's black he retailates with violence. He takes a couple of his crewmen out to the school, beats the shit out of Hoodie, the white male lead, and then they trash the school dance hall. For some reason 410 are totally evil now. Maybe because there aren't any white people in the crew no more.

Director Dickhead expels Andie (I just noticed I've been spelling it wrong but I'm not changing what I already typed so whatever, who cares), and warns that he'll also expel anyone else even thinking about participating in this crazy The Streets thing.

The day comes when The Streets is officially on. (the idea is you don't know when it happens, everyone just gets texted that it's on and you meet up) MSA crew are serving drinks at Director Dickhead's big investor performance thing, and Andie is sooking at home, all hope is lost and the evil 410 are gonna win. Until the MSA crew all realise Andie is the future leader of the free world because she brought all their sorry asses together, skip Dick's performance and meet up at Andie's to tell her just how much she pwns.

The end of the movie is mostly two big dances from the two main crews, and they're pretty cool. Director Dickhead is there for the last dance by MSA crew, sees Jesus, and decides hip-hop is tight so Andie is back in school. I think that's the end. Oh yeah, Cassie is in this movie. She's some side character at the school who Hoodie used to tap. She doesn't get much screen time and you never really see her dance, as she is not white. And she ends up liking this little annoying douche at the end of the movie for no readily apparent reason. Probably because he's white and looks like his parents could be rich. The two White Leads also mack, and presumably have many awesome white super babies who dominate society over their stupid ethnic slaves.

Good Friday to you

For absolutely no reason I've decided there should be at least 1 entry everyday on his thing. So here's today's. We're winning this war so far.

Speaking of winning... and how not to win... Roosters lost and so did Souths. Yeah...

Finally saw Jumper today. It was fun. Maybe I had low expectations but I liked watching it. Jumping is cool. Rachel Bilson is hot. Happy Easter.

City Rail, Uni students, and showering in the morning.

So I use trains on a weekly basis to get to and from work - during these times, I can say the one good thing about City Rail is that they are somewhat keeping to the timetable - hardly any delays, oh, well, except for yesterday afternoon. The annoying delays is when the train is already 10min late, and as soon as the train is about to come, they go "oh by the way, the train is now departing from platform X" which is like - 2-3 platforms away from where you are now.

I also think trains need a redesign - what ever happened to the Millennium train? More like the FAIL train? Currently - there are still too many commuters standing up - it gets worse in the afternoons when its hot and overcrowded, which gets me to my next point: Air conditioning MUST be on all trains - its just shit when your coming home from work - all tired and shitty - and then copping peoples B.O. all over the place as well as not being able to move due to fat bodies or just too many damn people in the damn carriage.

Okay so now Uni students. These people should just get their own trains - it was bad enough when they were on holidays - with trains being packed and all, but now - its just nuts. I remember looking at the Redfern station steps on platform 4 one afternnoon - only to find constant uni students walking down to the platform - piss off!

Lastly, B.O. in the morning is just not on. I don't know if these people take showers in the morning - but come on! I don't need that shit in the morning - especially if its on my way to work - the day is pretty much ruined knowing that work is where I'm going, I don't need someone's B.O. to make things worse.

Looking forward to the Easter break, if you can't already tell - I'm not a happy chap today.

The Monkeysphere

Time to get a little serious here, and share with you guys something I just read that was quite interesting. The Monkeysphere.

4 Days of Easter

Every time there's an outing for me - rain happens, according to the weather forecast anyway. Hoping that they are wrong, here is my schedule:

Friday: dinner at Sydney Tower
Saturday: City, again.
Sunday: Nothing I think - something could happen - usually does.
Monday: Some really cool dude's birthday, I heard he was the best.
Tuesday to Friday: sickie.

Lunch Time

It's lunch time fellas. And on an unrelated note: any grand plans for the Easter break? Personally I hope I have nothing on. Four days of nothing would be wicked. And if I get bored on the second day well then I guess stuff will figure itself out. Oh yeah, and I think we should go get some Mc Nuggets after this.

pLetch talks

Alba issue:

Yes it could be a world of good after Alba delivers but it could also be bad. Excess skin anyone? But I guess plastic surgeons these days can fix anything and everything and seems to be the craze so Alba might recover, even though, I am not a fan of plastic surgery. Either way - Alba still manages to look hot when she 's preggers.


Skulk attack:

Here here! Your opinion is highly respected friend. This could easily reduce the amount of support calls for fellow Tech Supportees and can restore the balance of good and evil. Noobs are just evil and should be limited to what they know - if that be paper and pen - then so be it!

Attack of the SKULK!!!

Right, so nice (umm yeah) Movie review there pLetch!! I can now find my list of movies and write that one down so i can scratch it off as FAIL!

So you want an opinion! here's one.

Opinion:
IMHO people who have limited knowledge of software and computers should not in fact be allowed to use them. I think a global law should be implemented where in those that are found to be lacking the intelligence to use said systems should have their finger macraméd together when they come within 50m of a computer terminal/system to avoid the temptation of using it and invariably causing an embolism in some poor, unsuspecting support person.

Failure to submit to the tech enforcement laws should result in having a notepad and pencil permanently affixed to relative hands and mouth sewn shut.

I would like to offer my consultation on any future legislation commities reviewing this type if law in the future.

Thank you for your eyes.

Only good can come of this

Another productive work day. So I'm going to watch Step Up 2 some time over the weekend then. For... fun. And to spite you? I don't know. Maybe. Anyway, have you seen The Eye yet? That Alba movie. Probably the last pre-pregnant Alba movie ever. I don't get why some people reckon this getting-knocked-up thing will be bad for her career or whatever. My belief is that only good things can come from her becoming a hot momma; bigger boobs, maybe she'll quit smoking too. But she'll always be smoking. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Step Up 2: The Streets.

If I were allowed to swear on this thing I would - but obviously I can't - therefore what I am about to type is just a really really really nice way of putting that Step Up 2: The Streets was just total shit (besides the dancing).

First of all, the main character can't act, seems to be a try hard wanabe black gangster in the film, just crunks all the damn time showing no special moves and is just bloody annoying. Did I mention she can't act?

Moreover, she's in every bloody scene in this god damned movie - Its like the director wants to torture us by deliberately including her in every god damn thing - shes annoying enough as it is - she already is the main character.. lucky there was no toilet scenes with her doing a number 2.

The good thing about this movie (the only good thing) was the actual dancing - by the other people in the film - not the bloody main bloody character who can't act and thinks shes a black girl. Choreography and all that were good - well good to watch anyway.

Another good thing about the movie - but wasn't enough of was the inclusion of Cassie - she's hot for starters. She can dance, looks better than the main character (p.s. I am not gonna even bother to research her name coz its just not worth the time) and she can sing.. and shes just hot. Maybe if they swapped the main character with Cassie - I would be a lot nicer about this review.

So this has killed 10 minutes of my working time - hope you guys DON'T pay / download / burn this movie. If you're still interested in watching it - get it off a friend who can burn it for you. Watching this damn movie is enough time wasted in your life. However, having a whinge about it in a review seems more fun.


Best regards,


pLetch | Pro Movie Reviewer | Seriously

I like Raunchy Vixen Limbo

Nice. Speaking of which, you saw Step Up 2: the Streets recently. How did you rate it? Let's put something kinda interesting on this blog eh, like an opinion.

Rockdale has left the building

Its gone, out of here, pissed off - emailed away to, never coming back...


..or so I'm hoping. Now its time for some:

1) Angry Asians Cooking Octopuses
2) Raunchy Vixen Limbo
3) Crotch Crashing Software issues.

I'll leave you guys to figure this out lol.

Originally original

I already had a new colour. I'm just subtle about it. Who is staying back by the way? SHOTGUN NOT!

New colour

This shall be my new text colour - originality fellas.

I is for Blogging

I is have blog posting.

Which is better than having a blogging in the eye.

Thank you BatteryChicken and the pLetch


weeeeee........

Yes well...

I think we're gonna have to punch on now.

In continuation from my first post.

You know you failed when you have lost these Administration privileges.. from your own doing.




- I have supreme power "author" man!

Up yours

I didn't screw it up. I just accidentally passed all the admin priveleges to you. Man shut up.

_|¯|O (Fail)

So you are bored at work if you:

a) decide you want to create a blogging site
b) getting your friend to join in
c) fiddling around with the settings of the blog site
d) failing: by screwing up the settings of the blog site.

Work is boring

Less than three hours to go.

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This is a blog!