Team Cunt

Just an new segment to this blog. As stated in my last post, I have devoted some of my time to compile a group of people / celebrities / people that just piss me off and build up a fellowship under the name Team Cunt. I have already added the first 2 members:

1) Tim Bailey
2) Hazem El Masri

What will happen for this post is that I introduce the person, and bag the shit out of him / her as well as sharing why I hate them so much.

I have already drilled Hazem for being a winger of shit proportions. I have yet given Tim Bailey some justice...

What's not to hate about Tim Bailey - he's small thick stature and his badly tanned skin complection along with his long dead looking blonde hair - I don't think anyone in the world hasn't said "what the living fuck" when seeing Tim Bailey for the first time.

Ok so he looks bad - what else is there? His job? He is in charge of doing weather reports for channel 10 news. Firstly, his voice is some what annoying - almost jockey sounding. Cocky. Tim Bailey is a cocky bastard. Always giving Ron Wilson shit about how fat he is - take a good look at yourself mate - you're not crash hot either... if I were Ron Wilson, I would pull a left hook to his face during one of his weather reports, then signing off by saying "I'm Ron Wilson, and that was 10's 5 oclock news."

I think the only time I ever (and I deeply hate myself for ever doing such a thing) was during his days as the host of the kids show, Big Breakfast. I don't really remember that show - but I did watch it every morning - not for Tim, but for the cartoons. I guess as a child - Tim Bailey did not push my annoy button - or I was just not old enough to recognise just how much of a douche Tim Bailey was - children and their innocent minds. I shake my head as I type this.

Congrats Tim Bailey - you are one of the first to enter the fellowship of Team Cunt. Maybe you and Hazem can fight about who's taller out of the both of you.

Take him off

Hazem El Masri - what the fuck?!?!

After watching the round 4 clash between the Sydney Roosters and the Bulldogs, I have concluded that Hazem El Masri is the weakest link.

Why? Firstly, he's a winger - a small bloody winger - when it comes to catching the high ball - he is overshadowed by taller players - or he just bloody drops it.

Runs? He gets smashed in tackles due to his size, and he's not that fast - there are faster wingers out there.

And I just hate him. He annoys me when he plays - and everytime he has the ball - I just want him smashed / tackled severely / dropping the bloody ball - and 75-80% of the time, either of the above mentioned happens.

Don't get me wrong - I hate the Bulldogs with a passion, this post is not a means to make the team any better - but El Masri and his "El Magic" is just him kicking bloody goals - I don't see what other skill is keeping him the spot as the doggies winger.

Congrats Hazem, you have joined the ranks of Tim Bailey and team "cunt". I will make it my duty to add a new person each week to this Team Cunt fellowship - with Tim Bailey and Hazem the founders.




You tell him fatty!

Also:

I'M NOT DOING IT FLETCH!!!!

Is it dying?

April fools was fun. I know someone that copped it good. Oh you know him too. I think you know him very well. Hahaha!
Anyway. Failed to keep up with my 'one-post-every-day' promise. Not like anyone is reading this anyway. Screw you guys for not reading this. We're pouring our hearts and rage into this stupid blog. SCREW YOU! Well not really. Nobody but we know about this thing. Who cares. I'm just bored. Indulging in some classic HK cinema lately. Maybe I'll blab about those some time. Future Cops was such a cool movie. I think I have a meeting on now.