Team Cunt

Just an new segment to this blog. As stated in my last post, I have devoted some of my time to compile a group of people / celebrities / people that just piss me off and build up a fellowship under the name Team Cunt. I have already added the first 2 members:

1) Tim Bailey
2) Hazem El Masri

What will happen for this post is that I introduce the person, and bag the shit out of him / her as well as sharing why I hate them so much.

I have already drilled Hazem for being a winger of shit proportions. I have yet given Tim Bailey some justice...

What's not to hate about Tim Bailey - he's small thick stature and his badly tanned skin complection along with his long dead looking blonde hair - I don't think anyone in the world hasn't said "what the living fuck" when seeing Tim Bailey for the first time.

Ok so he looks bad - what else is there? His job? He is in charge of doing weather reports for channel 10 news. Firstly, his voice is some what annoying - almost jockey sounding. Cocky. Tim Bailey is a cocky bastard. Always giving Ron Wilson shit about how fat he is - take a good look at yourself mate - you're not crash hot either... if I were Ron Wilson, I would pull a left hook to his face during one of his weather reports, then signing off by saying "I'm Ron Wilson, and that was 10's 5 oclock news."

I think the only time I ever (and I deeply hate myself for ever doing such a thing) was during his days as the host of the kids show, Big Breakfast. I don't really remember that show - but I did watch it every morning - not for Tim, but for the cartoons. I guess as a child - Tim Bailey did not push my annoy button - or I was just not old enough to recognise just how much of a douche Tim Bailey was - children and their innocent minds. I shake my head as I type this.

Congrats Tim Bailey - you are one of the first to enter the fellowship of Team Cunt. Maybe you and Hazem can fight about who's taller out of the both of you.

Take him off

Hazem El Masri - what the fuck?!?!

After watching the round 4 clash between the Sydney Roosters and the Bulldogs, I have concluded that Hazem El Masri is the weakest link.

Why? Firstly, he's a winger - a small bloody winger - when it comes to catching the high ball - he is overshadowed by taller players - or he just bloody drops it.

Runs? He gets smashed in tackles due to his size, and he's not that fast - there are faster wingers out there.

And I just hate him. He annoys me when he plays - and everytime he has the ball - I just want him smashed / tackled severely / dropping the bloody ball - and 75-80% of the time, either of the above mentioned happens.

Don't get me wrong - I hate the Bulldogs with a passion, this post is not a means to make the team any better - but El Masri and his "El Magic" is just him kicking bloody goals - I don't see what other skill is keeping him the spot as the doggies winger.

Congrats Hazem, you have joined the ranks of Tim Bailey and team "cunt". I will make it my duty to add a new person each week to this Team Cunt fellowship - with Tim Bailey and Hazem the founders.




You tell him fatty!

57 bucks?!!?!?!?

I hate you March 31st...

After getting off Blacktown station this afternoon - my routine of buying yet another dreaded weekly travel pass took place. As part of this routine, I would take out the two cards I need to make such a purchase: my Eftpos card, and my Student ID card - yes, I still use my student card from uni to cut ticket prices by half.

Me: "Hi, can I please get a student purple travel pass?" *shows student card*
Ticket man: "Sorry mate, you need to get a new City Rail sticker on that card. Those things expire today. That will be 57 dollars.."

Me: "Fuck you Tim Bailey"
Ticket man: "Cash Warren too"

City Rail, Uni students, and showering in the morning.

So I use trains on a weekly basis to get to and from work - during these times, I can say the one good thing about City Rail is that they are somewhat keeping to the timetable - hardly any delays, oh, well, except for yesterday afternoon. The annoying delays is when the train is already 10min late, and as soon as the train is about to come, they go "oh by the way, the train is now departing from platform X" which is like - 2-3 platforms away from where you are now.

I also think trains need a redesign - what ever happened to the Millennium train? More like the FAIL train? Currently - there are still too many commuters standing up - it gets worse in the afternoons when its hot and overcrowded, which gets me to my next point: Air conditioning MUST be on all trains - its just shit when your coming home from work - all tired and shitty - and then copping peoples B.O. all over the place as well as not being able to move due to fat bodies or just too many damn people in the damn carriage.

Okay so now Uni students. These people should just get their own trains - it was bad enough when they were on holidays - with trains being packed and all, but now - its just nuts. I remember looking at the Redfern station steps on platform 4 one afternnoon - only to find constant uni students walking down to the platform - piss off!

Lastly, B.O. in the morning is just not on. I don't know if these people take showers in the morning - but come on! I don't need that shit in the morning - especially if its on my way to work - the day is pretty much ruined knowing that work is where I'm going, I don't need someone's B.O. to make things worse.

Looking forward to the Easter break, if you can't already tell - I'm not a happy chap today.