Pwnager.

Finished the game a while ago and yeah cool story and very cathartic gameplay. Obviously my screen shots are better than Fletch's. Mine tell a story. Two stories for you tonight:

One day, the Assassin man was killing some bad dude in a church. But the bad dude had mean friends. And they attacked! Oh noes! Luckily, the Assassin can pwn noobs. Two and a half minutes later... Shit was cool.

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Later that day the Assassin man was killin some more dudes and making a day of it really...

But suddenly all these soldier dudes came running at him out of nowhere! Oh shit!

But they all got pwnd. The Assassin man then went to a movie and got a choc top.
And here it is from a different angle. Yeah they all copped it good.

The end.

Pwnage!

Ok so I'm well into the game Assassin's Creed, a game where stealth kills are encouraged, but the strong prefer to down right *High Profile kill*.

As a brief introduction to the game, you play as an uber killer assassin named Altier. As you learn from the beginning sequences of the game, Altier is a bit cocky and does not abide by the Assassin's Creed thus the name of the game. He disobeys and gets pwned for his actions. Upon returning to the Assassin's headquareters somewhere in the Middle East, Altier gets punished for his actions and gets stripped of his rank, weapons and balls... just kidding on the balls bit.

The aim of the game therefore is to gradually get back your honour / weapons and skills by completing missions from the master Assassin (who's name I do not know). Accompanied by your choice of horse during the first sequences of the game, Altier gets to travel to different locations, receiving a variety of investigative / killing missions within each location Altier is pointed to.

So that being said, I have decided to upload photos of my screenshots of the game - boasting my skills of killing guards you encounter during the game. Like I said above, Assasin's Creed recommends killing targets / guards using a "low profile" stealth styled kill.. however, the game also allows for "high profile" kills where nearby guards will be triggered once a high profile kill has been made. So ofcouse, the causes of such high profile killings results in the following screenshots:

The day we set her free.

THE DAUGHTER'S SETUP

She was an above average child of 9. Well behaved for most, and when pushed to, caring of others.

I'm just a Dad. I happen to work with computers alot these days, and i figure it's about time she have the experience for herself.

The desktop at home is pretty new and is running Windows Vista Ultimate, so i'm gonna give the Parental Controls a go.

Oh, to all things holy and good. I think i'm indoctrinating my eldest child to the Windows way. I'm going to set her up in Googleland now and maybe build her a Linux Box.

Team Cunt

Just an new segment to this blog. As stated in my last post, I have devoted some of my time to compile a group of people / celebrities / people that just piss me off and build up a fellowship under the name Team Cunt. I have already added the first 2 members:

1) Tim Bailey
2) Hazem El Masri

What will happen for this post is that I introduce the person, and bag the shit out of him / her as well as sharing why I hate them so much.

I have already drilled Hazem for being a winger of shit proportions. I have yet given Tim Bailey some justice...

What's not to hate about Tim Bailey - he's small thick stature and his badly tanned skin complection along with his long dead looking blonde hair - I don't think anyone in the world hasn't said "what the living fuck" when seeing Tim Bailey for the first time.

Ok so he looks bad - what else is there? His job? He is in charge of doing weather reports for channel 10 news. Firstly, his voice is some what annoying - almost jockey sounding. Cocky. Tim Bailey is a cocky bastard. Always giving Ron Wilson shit about how fat he is - take a good look at yourself mate - you're not crash hot either... if I were Ron Wilson, I would pull a left hook to his face during one of his weather reports, then signing off by saying "I'm Ron Wilson, and that was 10's 5 oclock news."

I think the only time I ever (and I deeply hate myself for ever doing such a thing) was during his days as the host of the kids show, Big Breakfast. I don't really remember that show - but I did watch it every morning - not for Tim, but for the cartoons. I guess as a child - Tim Bailey did not push my annoy button - or I was just not old enough to recognise just how much of a douche Tim Bailey was - children and their innocent minds. I shake my head as I type this.

Congrats Tim Bailey - you are one of the first to enter the fellowship of Team Cunt. Maybe you and Hazem can fight about who's taller out of the both of you.

Take him off

Hazem El Masri - what the fuck?!?!

After watching the round 4 clash between the Sydney Roosters and the Bulldogs, I have concluded that Hazem El Masri is the weakest link.

Why? Firstly, he's a winger - a small bloody winger - when it comes to catching the high ball - he is overshadowed by taller players - or he just bloody drops it.

Runs? He gets smashed in tackles due to his size, and he's not that fast - there are faster wingers out there.

And I just hate him. He annoys me when he plays - and everytime he has the ball - I just want him smashed / tackled severely / dropping the bloody ball - and 75-80% of the time, either of the above mentioned happens.

Don't get me wrong - I hate the Bulldogs with a passion, this post is not a means to make the team any better - but El Masri and his "El Magic" is just him kicking bloody goals - I don't see what other skill is keeping him the spot as the doggies winger.

Congrats Hazem, you have joined the ranks of Tim Bailey and team "cunt". I will make it my duty to add a new person each week to this Team Cunt fellowship - with Tim Bailey and Hazem the founders.




You tell him fatty!